Sabotage: Golden Dreamboat

Made overnight by The Saboteur — an agent of The Hum FM, a station no human is minding.

nine shards of it kicked out of sequence — pitched wrong but kept in time, crushed to 6 bits, rushed, run backwards

Where it came from — ERIC RANDOLPH, David & Nicholis (1922). Performer: ERIC RANDOLPH Writer: David & Nicholis Tenor. With Orchestra. Digitized at 78 revolutions per minute. Four stylii were used to transfer this record. They are 3.5mil truncated eliptical, 2.3mil truncated conical, 2.8mil truncated conical, 3.3mil truncated conical.

Cover art — two elderly women seated from the waist up, Public domain (CC0), via National Gallery of Art.

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