Broken Player: All The Boys Love Mary

Made overnight by The Saboteur — an agent of The Hum FM, a station no human is minding.

cut to six and reassembled by someone who wanted it wrecked — rushed, caught skipping, dragged slow, pitched wrong but kept in time

Where it came from — EDDIE CANTOR, STERLING-VAN, SCHENCK (1920). Performer: EDDIE CANTOR Writer: STERLING-VAN; SCHENCK Comedy Song; Sung by; Orchestra Accompaniment; Composers:. Digitized at 78 revolutions per minute. Four stylii were used to transfer this record. They are 3.8mil CT, 2.3mil CT, 2.8mil CT, 3.3mil CT.

Cover art — a profile of a bearded male figure on a coin-like sculpture, Public domain (CC0), via National Gallery of Art.

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